Deminer Prints

Landmines

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

Another day in the Splenda mines

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

Will you be mine?

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

'You'll be starting out at the bottom.'

With the mine closing down due to Emission concerns...somone had to shake their booty to keep food on the table.

"Sometimes I bark at nothing."

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

'My teacher sends report cards as PDF attachments. Luckily, my parents have no idea how to open computer files.'

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

"...and right here in Q2 is where the 'you know what' hit the fan. . ."

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

Crystal Ball Plug

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

"Trepanning for gold"

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

"I think he may have progressed beyond just digging holes!!"

Mine Host.

'Now that you're hired, our Housing Coordinator will show you to the bunkhouse.'

End of world nigh!!!

A 93% pure nugget of lunacy in its natural state.