Delphinium Devotee Pillows

'Isn't that one of my prize delphinium seedlings?'

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

Transylvanian backpackers.

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."

Halloween Selfie

Bubble Gum Dispenser

Dolphin

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

Common Dolphin

'So it's true that dolphins help navigate.'

"Identity theft hotline? Yes, it's Dracula again. Millions of people are still stealing my identity on Halloween."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

Jack and the Snowman.

"Something nocturnal."

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

"I told you that TV would be too big for this room."

"I can't play hide and seek with you guys: I have to go to the surface to breath every few minutes..."

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

"What a vacation - we swam with dolphins!"

Man reading 'Endangered lepidoptera' book, wife says 'The moths in your wallet must be pretty rare!'.

"The water tastes great because it contains sea salt."

Dolphin Music

'It was a split decision.'

Welcome back to CNM. We've got major news to tell you about: The sky is falling. To tell you about it, we're going live to Denver and our very own Mary Popmedia. Mary, tell the viewers what's happening. I'm standing downtown. As you can see, the horizon is quite overcast, the air brisk, the masses beginning to huddle. And here it comes. The year's first snowflake! Temperatures falling, frozen rain, sleet, ice road, more snow, possible blinding flurries, slippery deadly madness and possible death

'Well done Flipper, you seem to be balancing your workload well.'

'Bottle nose! Bottle nose!'

"For the last time, use the lift, then the front door!"

'I love high-definition TV!'

"What'll you have? Wait, lemme guess...a Bloody Mary, right?!"

Pub quiz dolphin - "He may possess a unique intellect but does he know the capital of Algeria?"