Delphinium Devotee Prints

'Isn't that one of my prize delphinium seedlings?'

Transylvanian backpackers.

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Dolphin

"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."

Halloween Selfie

Bubble Gum Dispenser

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

Common Dolphin

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

'So it's true that dolphins help navigate.'

Jack and the Snowman.

"Identity theft hotline? Yes, it's Dracula again. Millions of people are still stealing my identity on Halloween."

"Something nocturnal."

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

"I told you that TV would be too big for this room."

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

"I can't play hide and seek with you guys: I have to go to the surface to breath every few minutes..."

"What a vacation - we swam with dolphins!"

Man reading 'Endangered lepidoptera' book, wife says 'The moths in your wallet must be pretty rare!'.

'It was a split decision.'

"The water tastes great because it contains sea salt."

Dolphin Music

'Bottle nose! Bottle nose!'

'Well done Flipper, you seem to be balancing your workload well.'

"For the last time, use the lift, then the front door!"

"What'll you have? Wait, lemme guess...a Bloody Mary, right?!"

"That wasn't very funny!"

'I love high-definition TV!'