Delivery Room Squad Gifts

'It's a boy...or a girl!'

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Thank you, Essential Workers

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

Push Push Push: sign on maternity ward doors.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

How Amazon was invented

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'Are we broke yet?'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Yes, That Was The Exit

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"Who ordered a pizza?"

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

Exit Next Left

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Santa called but you were out!

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'