Delivery Errors Gifts

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Food deliverer's baby.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'Are we broke yet?'

How Amazon was invented

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Yes, That Was The Exit

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Sat-Nav for Men