Delivery Errors Mugs

"This isn't my order either!"

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

Food deliverer's baby.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

The Official Covid-19 Diet

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

'Are we broke yet?'

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

How Amazon was invented

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Yes, That Was The Exit

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

'That last hill was a bit steep!'

Man whistles while driving his car.