
"What's upscale today, Joey?"
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"What's upscale today, Joey?"
"Hey, where's Frank?"
Sandwich snob.
Build Your Own Sandwich/Salad
Any time is cake o'clock
Ice Cream Surgeon
I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.
I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.
"When I was your age. I was really smelly."
"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."
"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"
'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'
Pi Ala Mode.
'Run, run, as fast as you can!'
Banana Split...
"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"
'He made an excellent jelly.'
"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"
"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"
'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'
"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."
'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'
"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"
"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."
"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"
His Her Cakes
Our visit to the flan factory.
Ice Cream Dreams.
Gooseberry Fool...
"I am so attracted to you right now."
Banana Split Personality
'If that's a proposal, I accept!'
New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream
The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.
'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'
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