Delicatessen Devotee T-Shirts

"What's upscale today, Joey?"

"Hey, where's Frank?"

Sandwich snob.

Build Your Own Sandwich/Salad

Any time is cake o'clock

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Ice Cream Surgeon

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Pi Ala Mode.

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Banana Split...

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Ice Cream Dreams.

Banana Split Personality

His Her Cakes

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Our visit to the flan factory.

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Gooseberry Fool...

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

"My wife complains that I'm cold and self-serving."

Chocolate Shop