Deli Shops Gifts

'Are you sure you want the party sub? I mean are you sure? Are you buying it for someone else or something???'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Deliboys

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

Baloneystini

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

Pastrami in the wild

The Deli Llama

"I'm a retired doctor."

'They ought to change the name of this deli to The Cramer - they get it wrong 50 of the time.'

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

The Salvador Deli

"America hasn't been discovered yet -- how about cheddar?"

I'd like it sliced thin for sandwiches.

Have you heard of a celebrity roast, Lance? The closest I ever came to a celebrity roast was the time I had a roast beef in a deli and Henny Youngman walked in.

End of the day bargains at the cheese counter.

Olives

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

Salvador Deli

One Hour Sandwich shop

'Where did you get the meat slicer? France.'

The Salvador Deli.

A soldier salutes to a flag cheese marker

The Deli Counter

"Everything bagel?"

Deli Special - 2 bean salad: 'We ran out of red beans.'

Carnegie Deli

"I got the bagel less everythinged, and that has made all the difference."

"The Blueberry Bagel, having triumphed on the East Coast, heads West."

Lovingly Handmade Sandwiches

Christian Books: We have The Loaves and the Fishes. . . Joe's Deli: We have the Jam & the Tartar Sauce.

Sam Ella - Quality Meat

"This is a 'deli-cut' situation...."

Wild Irv Moskowitz, the meanest deli-man in the West.