Deli Shops T-Shirts

'Are you sure you want the party sub? I mean are you sure? Are you buying it for someone else or something???'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Deliboys

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

Baloneystini

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

Pastrami in the wild

The Deli Llama

'They ought to change the name of this deli to The Cramer - they get it wrong 50 of the time.'

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

"I'm a retired doctor."

The Salvador Deli

Salvador Deli

"America hasn't been discovered yet -- how about cheddar?"

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

One Hour Sandwich shop

End of the day bargains at the cheese counter.

'Where did you get the meat slicer? France.'

Olives

The Salvador Deli.

A soldier salutes to a flag cheese marker

"Everything bagel?"

Carnegie Deli

Christian Books: We have The Loaves and the Fishes. . . Joe's Deli: We have the Jam & the Tartar Sauce.

Deli Special - 2 bean salad: 'We ran out of red beans.'

The Deli Counter

"I got the bagel less everythinged, and that has made all the difference."

"The Blueberry Bagel, having triumphed on the East Coast, heads West."

Lovingly Handmade Sandwiches

Sam Ella - Quality Meat

"...and a half-pound of pain and anguish."

Wild Irv Moskowitz, the meanest deli-man in the West.