Deli Meats Gifts

"The bologna is locally sourced from the convenience store down the street."

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Deliboys

Baloneystini

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

Pastrami in the wild

The Deli Llama

'They ought to change the name of this deli to The Cramer - they get it wrong 50 of the time.'

"I'm a retired doctor."

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

The Salvador Deli

One Hour Sandwich shop

Salvador Deli

End of the day bargains at the cheese counter.

Have you heard of a celebrity roast, Lance? The closest I ever came to a celebrity roast was the time I had a roast beef in a deli and Henny Youngman walked in.

I'd like it sliced thin for sandwiches.

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

"America hasn't been discovered yet -- how about cheddar?"

'Where did you get the meat slicer? France.'

"Liverwurst is down an eighth, egg-salad is up two and a half, and peanut-butter-and-jelly remains unchanged."

Olives

The Salvador Deli.

Deli Special - 2 bean salad: 'We ran out of red beans.'

Lovingly Handmade Sandwiches

Carnegie Deli

Christian Books: We have The Loaves and the Fishes. . . Joe's Deli: We have the Jam & the Tartar Sauce.

"Everything bagel?"

A soldier salutes to a flag cheese marker

"The Blueberry Bagel, having triumphed on the East Coast, heads West."

"This is a 'deli-cut' situation...."

Sam Ella - Quality Meat

"...and a half-pound of pain and anguish."

Wild Irv Moskowitz, the meanest deli-man in the West.