Delay Deflector Pillows

Add a cozy touch to their space with pillows that reflect their resilience and clever approach to navigating life’s delays.

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"It's a beautiful painting. But next time you're bored while waiting to see the doctor, I suggest just reading a magazine."

"It's a beautiful painting. But next time you're bored while waiting to see the doctor, I suggest just reading a magazine." mockup

"It's a beautiful painting. But next time you're bored while waiting to see the doctor, I suggest just reading a magazine."

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"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!" mockup

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

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'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...' mockup

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

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"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death." mockup

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

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Procrastinator Hall of Fame

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'It's not a 20 year low! We've been in business only 19 years.'

'It's not a 20 year low! We've been in business only 19 years.' mockup

'It's not a 20 year low! We've been in business only 19 years.'

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The Procrastinatorium.

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Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'. mockup

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

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"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard." mockup

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

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Procrastinator's Leap.

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"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays." mockup

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

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'Skip the menu Ramon,i'll just have what he's having,thanks.' / 'Very well sir.'

'Skip the menu Ramon,i'll just have what he's having,thanks.' / 'Very well sir.' mockup

'Skip the menu Ramon,i'll just have what he's having,thanks.' / 'Very well sir.'

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Procrastinators Anonymous: Just wait and see.

Procrastinators Anonymous: Just wait and see. mockup

Procrastinators Anonymous: Just wait and see.

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'We don't like to use the word scapegoat.. we prefer to say you're going to be a Blame Engineer.'

'We don't like to use the word scapegoat.. we prefer to say you're going to be a Blame Engineer.' mockup

'We don't like to use the word scapegoat.. we prefer to say you're going to be a Blame Engineer.'

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"Wow. This sucks."

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This man makes his living as a brain surgeon. Scary, isn't it?

This man makes his living as a brain surgeon. Scary, isn't it? mockup

This man makes his living as a brain surgeon. Scary, isn't it?

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Waiting and waiting and waiting room mockup

Waiting and waiting and waiting room

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Welcome To I'll-Start-Tomorrow-Cise! mockup

Welcome To I'll-Start-Tomorrow-Cise!

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"Obedience school prepared me for everything but cats."

"Obedience school prepared me for everything but cats." mockup

"Obedience school prepared me for everything but cats."

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Long delays likely.

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Graduation in 3. . .2. . .1. . .

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Notice at Train Station - 'It Is Better To Travel Hopefully Than To Arrive'.

Notice at Train Station - 'It Is Better To Travel Hopefully Than To Arrive'. mockup

Notice at Train Station - 'It Is Better To Travel Hopefully Than To Arrive'.

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Meet Hank C. Muffle, award winning author of the best lame excuses for train and plane delays!

Meet Hank C. Muffle, award winning author of the best lame excuses for train and plane delays! mockup

Meet Hank C. Muffle, award winning author of the best lame excuses for train and plane delays!

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"Sunlight can age your skin...but there are other ways of protecting yourself."

"Sunlight can age your skin...but there are other ways of protecting yourself." mockup

"Sunlight can age your skin...but there are other ways of protecting yourself."

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Pro Procrastination

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Rail Platform Information: I Speak Your Wait.

Rail Platform Information: I Speak Your Wait. mockup

Rail Platform Information: I Speak Your Wait.

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Defiance!

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"I'd like to welcome you all to the procrastinators club. I move we defer the reading of the minutes of the last meeting until our next meeting...which has been postponed!"

"I'd like to welcome you all to the procrastinators club. I move we defer the reading of the minutes of the last meeting until our next meeting...which has been postponed!"

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"I didn't jump, I fell asleep waiting." mockup

"I didn't jump, I fell asleep waiting."

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1 hour delay, 2 hour delay, 3 hour delay.

1 hour delay, 2 hour delay, 3 hour delay. mockup

1 hour delay, 2 hour delay, 3 hour delay.

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Dominic walks onto the court, safe and secure in his new heckle proof body armor.

Dominic walks onto the court, safe and secure in his new heckle proof body armor. mockup

Dominic walks onto the court, safe and secure in his new heckle proof body armor.

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"Owing to cutbacks the 20.19 service will not arrive until 2021 - probably about June."

"Owing to cutbacks the 20.19 service will not arrive until 2021 - probably about June." mockup

"Owing to cutbacks the 20.19 service will not arrive until 2021 - probably about June."

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Delay Deflector Pillows Collection

Delay Deflector Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for the delay deflector—witty, clever, and perfect for mid-morning inspiration.

Delay Deflector Prints

Browse our prints that celebrate creative problem-solvers—colorful, inspiring, and full of wit for every wall.

Delay Deflector T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that embody the inventive spirit of the delay deflector—fun, stylish, and perfect for everyday wear.