"It's a beautiful painting. But next time you're bored while waiting to see the doctor, I suggest just reading a magazine."
Delay Deflector Mugs
Delight the delay deflector with a mug that celebrates their cleverness in dodging setbacks—perfect for sparking smiles during mid-day coffee breaks.
"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"
'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'
"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."
Procrastinator Hall of Fame
'It's not a 20 year low! We've been in business only 19 years.'
The Procrastinatorium.
Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.
"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."
Procrastinator's Leap.
"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."
'Skip the menu Ramon,i'll just have what he's having,thanks.' / 'Very well sir.'
Procrastinators Anonymous: Just wait and see.
'We don't like to use the word scapegoat.. we prefer to say you're going to be a Blame Engineer.'
"Wow. This sucks."
This man makes his living as a brain surgeon. Scary, isn't it?
Waiting and waiting and waiting room
Welcome To I'll-Start-Tomorrow-Cise!
"Obedience school prepared me for everything but cats."
Long delays likely.
Graduation in 3. . .2. . .1. . .
Notice at Train Station - 'It Is Better To Travel Hopefully Than To Arrive'.
Meet Hank C. Muffle, award winning author of the best lame excuses for train and plane delays!
"Sunlight can age your skin...but there are other ways of protecting yourself."
Pro Procrastination
Rail Platform Information: I Speak Your Wait.
Defiance!
"I'd like to welcome you all to the procrastinators club. I move we defer the reading of the minutes of the last meeting until our next meeting...which has been postponed!"
"I didn't jump, I fell asleep waiting."
1 hour delay, 2 hour delay, 3 hour delay.
Dominic walks onto the court, safe and secure in his new heckle proof body armor.
"Owing to cutbacks the 20.19 service will not arrive until 2021 - probably about June."
Delay Deflector Mugs Collection
Delay Deflector Pillows
Find pillows that bring comfort and humor to delay defenders' homes—add a clever touch to any space.
Delay Deflector Prints
Browse our prints that celebrate creative problem-solvers—colorful, inspiring, and full of wit for every wall.
Delay Deflector T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that embody the inventive spirit of the delay deflector—fun, stylish, and perfect for everyday wear.