Delay Decider Pillows

"Wow. This sucks."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

'Could we finish these negotiations via e-mail? That will allow me to think before I respond to your proposals.'

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

'Harrison will make the hard decisions and Dunwoody will rationalize them.'

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

Exercise vs Laxative.

'Well, it looks like the 'yea' has it.'

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

Congressional Gym. I never need to go in there. I get plenty of exercise kicking the can down the road.

Train Arrivals

Procrastinators Anonymous: Just wait and see.

"There's no way we can come to a decision - the meeting has only lasted half an hour."

Decisions...Decisions.

"The tea leaves say you should go into insurance, but I say forget the tea leaves and go into whatever makes you happy."

"It's a beautiful painting. But next time you're bored while waiting to see the doctor, I suggest just reading a magazine."

Waiting and waiting and waiting room

"I know it's yesterday's ticket! - That's when I got on this bloody train!"

"I believe you own me three hours from that flight to New York."

Institute for Decisive Thinking (in trays read eenie, meenie, mynie, mo).

"It wasn't an easy decision to make. Lots of coin tossing went into it."

'My decision is maybe and that's final.'

Eleven coffees with donuts; one herb tea and bran muffin.

"I couldn't sleep so consider your job offer withdrawn."

Rail Platform Information: I Speak Your Wait.

"I didn't jump, I fell asleep waiting."

"For cryin' out loud, are you signing up or not?"

Aside from a few minor stumbling blocks, which made vacuuming difficult, the project was going well.

'For God's sake, just pick one! I'm nearly seventeen!'

Business Crosswords.

Sunrise, Sunset, Noon Trail Signs

1 hour delay, 2 hour delay, 3 hour delay.