Uv-deflector Pillows

"Sunlight can age your skin...but there are other ways of protecting yourself."

A little something aside for a rainy day

Man showing in the rain.

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

Raining

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

'You don't need a weather forecast. Just read mother natures' signs carefully and you know that it will start raining soon.'

"Well, they did call for localized showers."

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

Horse racing puns

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

Chivalrous Snowman

'It's not a 20 year low! We've been in business only 19 years.'

Vampire Umbrella

COVID-19 vaccine umbrella.

"First the open floor plan, now this."

Hang it all; let's be gay. Come and find the phonograph.

Banks hand out umbrellas in good weather and take them back when it rains.

Cross Umbrella

Man reads from card at awards ceremony: 'And the award for Best Actress goes to ...'

'It must be Spring...the rain's warm!'

"High Pressure Area"

'It's a new design to save water.'

'What SPF do you use?'

'Skip the menu Ramon,i'll just have what he's having,thanks.' / 'Very well sir.'

Butterfly Bow-tie.

"Houston - we finally have evidence that the Moon's climate used to be a lot wetter..."

Little League Umbrellas

Umbrella Sailing Boat

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

Vet holding an umbrella under a giarffe to avoid getting urinated on

Saving up for a rainy day.