Uv-deflector Pillows

"Sunlight can age your skin...but there are other ways of protecting yourself."

Man showing in the rain.

A little something aside for a rainy day

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

Raining

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"Well, they did call for localized showers."

Horse racing puns

'You don't need a weather forecast. Just read mother natures' signs carefully and you know that it will start raining soon.'

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

Chivalrous Snowman

COVID-19 vaccine umbrella.

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

'It's not a 20 year low! We've been in business only 19 years.'

Vampire Umbrella

"First the open floor plan, now this."

Banks hand out umbrellas in good weather and take them back when it rains.

Hang it all; let's be gay. Come and find the phonograph.

"High Pressure Area"

'It must be Spring...the rain's warm!'

Cross Umbrella

Man reads from card at awards ceremony: 'And the award for Best Actress goes to ...'

'It's a new design to save water.'

'What SPF do you use?'

'Skip the menu Ramon,i'll just have what he's having,thanks.' / 'Very well sir.'

"Houston - we finally have evidence that the Moon's climate used to be a lot wetter..."

Little League Umbrellas

Butterfly Bow-tie.

Umbrella Sailing Boat

Vet holding an umbrella under a giarffe to avoid getting urinated on

Saving up for a rainy day.

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"