'I have this fear of the real world...'
Degree Holders In Denial Gifts
Looking for a fun way to poke gentle fun at those degree holders in denial? Our collection features creative, humorous products designed to bring humor and personality to their space. Perfect for graduations, celebrations, or just because. Show your support with a gift that laughs in the face of denial.
"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."
"Make a lot of money."
Continuing education.
'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'
Exam
A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.
'So what are you studying, young man?'
What do MD and PHD mean? It means the doctor owes a lot of money in student loans.
'Congratulations, you graduated.'
"I see here that you are a recent graduate."
Day one, post grad
How to be a Dynamic Over-achiever
Grim Reapers sitting their 'Finals'.
"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."
Welcome! University of Hard Knocks...Where common sense is better than smarts!
"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."
'It's true that a college degree might render you overqualified for your present position, but it's a chance I'd take.'
MBA, PhD £100,000 student loan. Please Help.
"Sorry, but you need at least a Masters to get into the Deep Woods."
'An MBA from Harvard is quite impressive. But you'll still have to start off at the bottom here. You start serving coffee in the cafeteria on Monday.'
'I was working on my online degree, until my computer went on sabbatical.'
'...... in sickness and in health, through the long lean years before tenure or perhaps no tenure, for better of for worse ......'
"It'll be signed after your student loans are repaid."
Useful Degrees:"Bachelor of Waitressing
English major will work for food.
The Artificial Intelligentsia
'I'm still trying to decide if I should join the workforce or get my masters in staying.'
Ticking the right boxes.
"It is my wish that this be the most educated country in the world, and toward that end I hereby ordain that each and everyone of my people be given a diploma."
'Nothing against you, but I'm thinking about going back for my master's.'
I'm sorry I couldn't come up with a reason for you to live, Al. I blame it on the fact that I got my medical degree from Trump University.
"I'm broke, I'm back...and I'm willing to discuss law school."
'Times have changed. Now you need a degree just to end up living in your parents' basement.'
"In six more weeks, these M.B.A.s will be ready for market."
Degree Holders In Denial Gifts Collection
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