"Stop the presses - they've just redefined masculinity!"
Definitions Gifts
Searching for a clever gift for language buffs or trivia fans? Our collection celebrates definitions and wordplay with witty designs perfect for mugs, shirts, pillows, and prints. Show your appreciation for those who find joy in language and learning.
A Puppet Named Juan
No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.
"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"
"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."
"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "
"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."
"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."
'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'
"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"
Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'
'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'
Campaign for Plain English
My Bookshelf Before the Internet
Business books - Who's Who & Who's Downsized sections.
"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."
Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,
Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.
'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'
"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"
The Dorrie Decimal System
Punctuation Police
"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."
Bookworm Sleepover
Blue Stockings
Television Readers.
"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."
A Copy Editor and His Dog
No-Work Orange
"My novel is not a doorstop!"
"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?
What's normal?
Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk
'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'
You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?
Definitions Gifts Collection
Definitions Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs celebrating definitions and wordplay—ideal for language lovers and trivia enthusiasts alike.
Definitions Pillows
Add some humor and personality to your space with pillows inspired by fun definitions and word puzzles—perfect for language aficionados.
Definitions Prints
Decorate your walls with art prints that celebrate the humor and complexity of language—perfect for any word nerd or language lover.
Definitions T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts featuring clever takes on words and definitions—great for making a statement and showcasing your language passion.