Taxonomy Gifts

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

Tragedy Strikes at the Linnaean Society Picnic

"...and here's where we ran out of Latin."

The first case of a homonym creating confusion. All these species --- How will we ever classify them all? File 'em.

What is this? "Entada Gigas." Okay. And that is "Eunectes Murinus." Yikes! "Pygocentrus Nattereri"! Gasp! Oh, heavens, "Panthera Onca"! Can you put all of this in layman's terms? "It's a jungle out there"!

Coldwater Canyon and the Fowl Remains

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Shepherd and eurydice

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

Trial by Media

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"My email is down... talk to me."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

The Anti-Agent

"Welcome to the future"

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Occu-Pie Mars

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Lynching on social media

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

Robot Parts $5

City Zoo: Day Care

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'