Deferral Devotee Gifts

"I'd like to welcome you all to the procrastinators club. I move we defer the reading of the minutes of the last meeting until our next meeting...which has been postponed!"

Thomas Hardy

Courage. Love.

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

'What a control freak!'

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

'You'll be very happy here...I know I am!'

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

One book... One book... One book...

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

"I try to get a head start on them."

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

In an alternate universe, characters from the rough draft and finished manuscript of the same novel meet themselves at a cocktail party.

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Give Thanks.

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

"I would also like to thank the jury for validating my work."

"She died doing what she loved."

"What? Tiny houses are all the rage."

'Boys will be boys, but principals will also be principals!'