Defense Downgrader Pillows

"And the Lord said, 'They shall gradually, so as not to cause unemployment, beat their swords into plowshares.'"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

US fears missile competition.

"Worst budget cuts ever!"

"Here's the weak point."

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

'The attack will have to wait until tomorrow Congressman. Today is furlough day. . .'

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

"I can assure you, Your Honor, that my client knocked over the liquor store with the best of intentions."

'How do you like the new cubicle?' - 'Can I have my old office back please.'

"I don't like the looks of this! That's our jury consultant!"

U.S Airspace missile detection meets Santa

"Looks like we've taken care of the enemy and pretty much everything else."

Pete Hegseth Military Caricature

"War is hell...but peace is hell for the defense budget."

'Where was I on the night of the 7th of August? I was home washing my hair.'

Defensive EU

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

"Paint a message on it? Do you know how much these missiles cost soldier?!?"

Strategic Metals and Non-Strategic Metals.

Trump at NATO Summit

Defense Spending.

If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.

"Self defence manual"

'These military teams really take their defence seriously...!'

'But my client has multiple personalities, your honor - and some of them AREN'T guilty.'

"My goal was to have our moat seen throughout the lands as an impenetrable line of defense. Not a fun vacation spot."

'I'm all for increased military spending, but now they want to build a Hexagon!'

Short Term Solutions & Gas

"I'm sorry, gentlemen, but I feel it would be best for my client and I to continue to exchange furtive, sidelong glances."

'We just wanted to let you know that the US military is protecting your home.'