Defense Downgrader T-Shirts

"And the Lord said, 'They shall gradually, so as not to cause unemployment, beat their swords into plowshares.'"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"Worst budget cuts ever!"

US fears missile competition.

"Here's the weak point."

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

'The attack will have to wait until tomorrow Congressman. Today is furlough day. . .'

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

"I can assure you, Your Honor, that my client knocked over the liquor store with the best of intentions."

'How do you like the new cubicle?' - 'Can I have my old office back please.'

"I don't like the looks of this! That's our jury consultant!"

U.S Airspace missile detection meets Santa

Defensive EU

'Where was I on the night of the 7th of August? I was home washing my hair.'

"War is hell...but peace is hell for the defense budget."

"Looks like we've taken care of the enemy and pretty much everything else."

Pete Hegseth Military Caricature

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

Defense Spending.

"Paint a message on it? Do you know how much these missiles cost soldier?!?"

Trump at NATO Summit

If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.

Sir, they must have known we were going to storm the castle --- It was already weather-proofed!

"Self defence manual"

Strategic Metals and Non-Strategic Metals.

'These military teams really take their defence seriously...!'

"My goal was to have our moat seen throughout the lands as an impenetrable line of defense. Not a fun vacation spot."

'But my client has multiple personalities, your honor - and some of them AREN'T guilty.'

"I'm sorry, gentlemen, but I feel it would be best for my client and I to continue to exchange furtive, sidelong glances."

'I'm all for increased military spending, but now they want to build a Hexagon!'

Short Term Solutions & Gas

'We just wanted to let you know that the US military is protecting your home.'