"I don't feel inspired to design submarines anymore."
Defense Deal Debater Gifts
Looking for a gift for the defense deal debater who thrives on quick wit and sharp arguments? Our collection offers humorous and smart designs perfect for those who love debating, strategic thinking, or just enjoying a clever joke. Wrap up a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print that celebrates their debating prowess and love for a good challenge. These thoughtfully designed products add humor and personality to any debate or discussion.
"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"
"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"
The Jose Padilla Experience
"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"
"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."
My therapist cured me of using humour as a defense...these days I pack a .45.
"Worst budget cuts ever!"
AUKUS Deal Annoys France
". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."
'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.'
'I propose a cooling off period of 100 years?'
The strong Canadian dollar is bad for the Canadian exporting manufacturers.
"Negotiations are at a crucial phase. We're desperately seeking more ways to say 'no'.''
The Unknown Military Contractor
World Cop.
Donald Rumsfeld
War and peace
Biolab. No, this is a good thing. Antibodies are not bullies going out and looking to pick a fight.
"No more stress!"
Useful vs. Wasteful Spending . . . Arts Programs and Missile Defense Programs.
News and Magazines. Budget News. I'm not worried about the debt --- it's too big to fail!
Dronin'
I'm in favor of missiles, anti-missiles, and anti-anti missiles, but I'm against proliferation of anti-anti-anti missiles. Opinion Poll.
The Fortunes of War
'My idea's quite simple really. Put the money in the bag!'
'OK... But can he play defense?'
"Of course our 'space force' will be used for defensive purposes. . . unless some low life makes me really, really mad!"
"Nato is brain dead!"
TPP
I'm part of a pilot project to further curb military spending
Neoconamatron
Defence Cuts - Made in China.
Democratic Arithmetic
'...Oh! THAT three trillion...?!'
Defense Deal Debater Gifts Collection
Defense Deal Debater Mugs
Discover a range of mugs perfect for defense deal debaters, featuring witty slogans and clever designs that spice up their daily coffee ritual.
Defense Deal Debater Pillows
Find pillows that add a humorous touch to their space, perfect for anyone who enjoys a witty twist in their decor.
Defense Deal Debater Prints
Browse prints that showcase clever humor and strategic insight, ideal for brightening up the office or debate room.
Defense Deal Debater T-Shirts
Explore our collection of t-shirts that celebrate the art of debate with humor and style, designed for those who love a good argument.