Defense Deal Debater Pillows

"I don't feel inspired to design submarines anymore."

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

The Jose Padilla Experience

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

My therapist cured me of using humour as a defense...these days I pack a .45.

"Worst budget cuts ever!"

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.'

'I propose a cooling off period of 100 years?'

The strong Canadian dollar is bad for the Canadian exporting manufacturers.

"Negotiations are at a crucial phase. We're desperately seeking more ways to say 'no'.''

The Unknown Military Contractor

World Cop.

Donald Rumsfeld

War and peace

Biolab. No, this is a good thing. Antibodies are not bullies going out and looking to pick a fight.

"No more stress!"

Useful vs. Wasteful Spending . . . Arts Programs and Missile Defense Programs.

News and Magazines. Budget News. I'm not worried about the debt --- it's too big to fail!

Dronin'

I'm in favor of missiles, anti-missiles, and anti-anti missiles, but I'm against proliferation of anti-anti-anti missiles. Opinion Poll.

The Fortunes of War

'My idea's quite simple really. Put the money in the bag!'

'OK... But can he play defense?'

"Of course our 'space force' will be used for defensive purposes. . . unless some low life makes me really, really mad!"

"Nato is brain dead!"

TPP

I'm part of a pilot project to further curb military spending

Neoconamatron

Defence Cuts - Made in China.

Democratic Arithmetic

'...Oh! THAT three trillion...?!'