Defense Deal Debater Pillows

"I don't feel inspired to design submarines anymore."

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

My therapist cured me of using humour as a defense...these days I pack a .45.

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

"Worst budget cuts ever!"

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

The strong Canadian dollar is bad for the Canadian exporting manufacturers.

'I propose a cooling off period of 100 years?'

'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.'

"Negotiations are at a crucial phase. We're desperately seeking more ways to say 'no'.''

The Unknown Military Contractor

Donald Rumsfeld

World Cop.

War and peace

Useful vs. Wasteful Spending . . . Arts Programs and Missile Defense Programs.

"No more stress!"

The Fortunes of War

'OK... But can he play defense?'

Defence Cuts - Made in China.

I'm part of a pilot project to further curb military spending

"Nato is brain dead!"

"Of course our 'space force' will be used for defensive purposes. . . unless some low life makes me really, really mad!"

'...Oh! THAT three trillion...?!'

Dept. of Defense: Sorry closed due to sequester.