'Iraq had no WMDs? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing-country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defence spending!
Defense Budget Buff Pillows
Add comfort and personality to their space with cozy pillows that feature witty designs inspired by defense finance and strategic planning.
dog vs UFO...
"Not guilty?"
"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."
'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'
Boomerang
Robo Sapiens
'The attack will have to wait until tomorrow Congressman. Today is furlough day. . .'
"Tell Congress we need a super duper hypersonic missile."
"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"
Budget cuts were beginning to bite at the local council
U.S Airspace missile detection meets Santa
Imran Khan
"I don't feel inspired to design submarines anymore."
'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'
Cricket.
Trump at NATO Summit
I'm in favor of missiles, anti-missiles, and anti-anti missiles, but I'm against proliferation of anti-anti-anti missiles. Opinion Poll.
Dronin'
Ronald Reagan
Looks like Bob got community service.
Toast baseball.
Donald Trump
"Can you believe I was denied a 'Concealed Carry' for this?"
'Someday I predict that the infantry will ride EVERYWHERE!'
"You can't object, you're a juror."
The House Always Wins
Retirement Suddenly Feels Kind of Moot
"Do the M.O.D allow many of their staff to work from home?"
"Here they come!"
"Sir, we are asking for $579 billion and 37 cents. How can you say our requests are too vague?"
"How many of those 'email blasts' are we talking about, General."
'Sir, the jury says if this trial isn't over soon, they're going to plead temporary insanity.'
Defence Cuts - Made in China.
'Five years ago we offered Professor Lang unlimited resources to create the perfect deterrent. Today, I'm happy to say...' 'Uh-Oh!'
Defense Budget Buff Pillows Collection
Defense Budget Buff Mugs
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Defense Budget Buff Prints
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Defense Budget Buff T-Shirts
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