Defense Spending Pillows

Add a touch of humor and interest to their space with pillows featuring military themes and clever sayings about defense spending—comfort with a side of wit.

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"After $400 billion in development costs, the only thing it's brought down is the political careers of the six elected officials who opposed it."

"After $400 billion in development costs, the only thing it's brought down is the political careers of the six elected officials who opposed it." mockup

"After $400 billion in development costs, the only thing it's brought down is the political careers of the six elected officials who opposed it."

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'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.' mockup

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

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"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping." mockup

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

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dog vs UFO...

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"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending." mockup

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

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George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

George doesn't really like me using the credit card. mockup

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

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"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!" mockup

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

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'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.' mockup

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

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"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?" mockup

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

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What happened when the bond issues failed during the building of the Great Wall of China: The Great Picket Fence of China.

What happened when the bond issues failed during the building of the Great Wall of China: The Great Picket Fence of China. mockup

What happened when the bond issues failed during the building of the Great Wall of China: The Great Picket Fence of China.

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'Can you loan me *** till pay day?' mockup

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

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Keep the econoimy moving

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Run in the Family

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"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards." mockup

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

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'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!' mockup

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

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US fears missile competition.

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"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like." mockup

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

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"I see your point, but wouldn't it be more fun to spend it while I'm young enough to enjoy it?"

"I see your point, but wouldn't it be more fun to spend it while I'm young enough to enjoy it?" mockup

"I see your point, but wouldn't it be more fun to spend it while I'm young enough to enjoy it?"

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'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.' mockup

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

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"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."

"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all." mockup

"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."

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"Tell Congress we need a super duper hypersonic missile."

"Tell Congress we need a super duper hypersonic missile." mockup

"Tell Congress we need a super duper hypersonic missile."

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"Dean Williams, the grant committee approved my research grant to determine how many research grants are a waste of government money!"

"Dean Williams, the grant committee approved my research grant to determine how many research grants are a waste of government money!" mockup

"Dean Williams, the grant committee approved my research grant to determine how many research grants are a waste of government money!"

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Cyberwarfare

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'The legislation HR2109 would increase state aid to education. Ask not for whom the bell tolls. It tolls for you.'

'The legislation HR2109 would increase state aid to education. Ask not for whom the bell tolls. It tolls for you.' mockup

'The legislation HR2109 would increase state aid to education. Ask not for whom the bell tolls. It tolls for you.'

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'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

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"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump." mockup

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

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How To Cut The Defense Budget

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'Denied?...but it's my last one.' mockup

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

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Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it. mockup

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

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Defense Spending Pillows Collection

Defense Spending Mugs

Looking for the perfect mug for a defense spending buff? Explore our collection of witty and military-inspired mugs that make each coffee break more interesting.

Defense Spending Prints

Decorate their favorite space with prints that combine humor and insight into defense spending—perfect for the office or study area.

Defense Spending T-Shirts

Browse our selection of t-shirts designed for defense spending enthusiasts—bold, funny, and perfect for expressing their interest in military technology.