Military Spending Pillows

'No, this isn't a good time, they're busy downsizing the military-industrial complex.'

Donald Trump

Support the Ex-Troops

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Servicemen.

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Military Medals

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

Monuments

Trump

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

'I was in the catering corps.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Infantry.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

'At ease, soldier.'

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

After defeating terror, George and his friends declare war on mild irritation and clouds.

UNFADED GLORY