Defense And Humor Enthusiast Gifts

If you’re shopping for someone who loves defense tactics and a good laugh, you’re in the right place. Our collection offers humorous and clever items tailored for enthusiasts of mental agility and comedic wit. Whether they enjoy strategic thinking, clever wordplay, or just a good chuckle, you’ll find something that resonates. These unique products are designed to celebrate their love for defense mechanisms—both mental and physical—paired with a playful sense of humor that keeps spirits high.

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'Smart' missiles spell out the message. mockup

'Smart' missiles spell out the message.

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The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting. mockup

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

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'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!' mockup

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

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"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom." mockup

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

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"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull." mockup

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

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Police Feline Unit

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"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**." mockup

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

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"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity." mockup

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

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Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits. mockup

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

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'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.' mockup

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

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'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?' mockup

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

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'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?' mockup

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

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"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread." mockup

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

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'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.' mockup

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

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"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

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"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad." mockup

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

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Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

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Faster, Georges, faster!

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"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

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Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party. mockup

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

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Cariactures

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Do Not Resuscitate

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"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time." mockup

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

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"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!" mockup

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

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A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane mockup

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

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Selling lemon latt�

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'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.' mockup

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

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'Cannonball!'

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'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!' mockup

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

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Here and There Trays

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'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!' mockup

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

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'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.' mockup

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

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'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?' mockup

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

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Defense And Humor Enthusiast Gifts Collection

Defense And Humor Enthusiast Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that blend defense and humor, making every sip a little more witty.

Defense And Humor Enthusiast Pillows

Find pillows that celebrate the defensive spirit and humor of your loved ones, adding personality and comfort to any space.

Defense And Humor Enthusiast Prints

Browse our prints that combine clever concepts of defense and humor, perfect for framing and displaying your unique style.

Defense And Humor Enthusiast T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts designed for defense and humor enthusiasts — stylish, funny, and full of clever commentary.