Deep Sea Communicator Gifts

Very Difficult Conversations

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

Dog Training.

Dogs texting each other emojis

'Silent type, eh?'

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

"He's chasing the White Whale, as usual."

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

"I see you've come prepared for an in-depth interview."

'Have you been under much pressure lately, Mr. Verne?'

"What should we do today? Swim against the tide or go with the flow?"

"I can take you to my yoga instructor, how about that...?"

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

'Sometimes I think my wife's on another planet.'

'Please don't encourage them: Stop trying to communicate with them...'

The Deep Thinker

A patient, a doctor and a deep sea diver

'I wish somebody would say something.'

'I've been under a lot of pressure.' (Diver on therapist's couch).

'We came here because our planet ran out of fossil fuel.'

Pearl Fishers

'Something tells me we're close!'

'A bathroom!!'

"I actually know more commands than I respond to."

"How many times have I told you not to bring your work home?"

"I can actually hear you thinking about food."

"He thinks it's important to communicate with his plants."

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

'When did you last have your pressure checked?'

'How was your holiday? Go anywhere interesting?'