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Very Difficult Conversations

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

Dog Training.

Dogs texting each other emojis

'Silent type, eh?'

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

"He's chasing the White Whale, as usual."

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

"I see you've come prepared for an in-depth interview."

"What should we do today? Swim against the tide or go with the flow?"

'Have you been under much pressure lately, Mr. Verne?'

A patient, a doctor and a deep sea diver

"I can take you to my yoga instructor, how about that...?"

'Please don't encourage them: Stop trying to communicate with them...'

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

'Sometimes I think my wife's on another planet.'

'I wish somebody would say something.'

'I've been under a lot of pressure.' (Diver on therapist's couch).

'We came here because our planet ran out of fossil fuel.'

Pearl Fishers

'Something tells me we're close!'

"I can actually hear you thinking about food."

'A bathroom!!'

"He thinks it's important to communicate with his plants."

'My advice? Dump him! There are plenty more fish in the sea...'

"I actually know more commands than I respond to."

'How was your holiday? Go anywhere interesting?'

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

'Oceanographers go home'