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"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'The Questioner'

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"Touché"

Titanic: How's my steering.

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

'Silent type, eh?'

'See that ant, Norm - He is in a world of his own, completely unaware that he is being watched.'

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

Two divers sword fighting under water with swordfish

James Baldwin

"He's chasing the White Whale, as usual."

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

Diver with metal detector thinks he has located treasure but he has located atomic waste.

"What should we do today? Swim against the tide or go with the flow?"

Question Mark

A patient, a doctor and a deep sea diver

Angst - Zeitgeist.

The Deep Thinker

'I've been under a lot of pressure.' (Diver on therapist's couch).

Pearl Fishers

'Something tells me we're close!'

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

'Oceanographers go home'

Scientists find a giant plug in the ocean - 'I don't know what it means either, but for Pete's sake don't touch it!'

'My advice? Dump him! There are plenty more fish in the sea...'

'How was your holiday? Go anywhere interesting?'

'When did you last have your pressure checked?'

"How many times have I told you not to bring your work home?"