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"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Head over Hooves

Boptimism

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Dr. Roo.

The Lost World: You are Here

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

An early space launch attempt.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Rocket and Witch Race

Emergency exit into Space

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

Mars Poppins

"I've been genetically modified!"

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

"Siri, find oxygen."

Elevator Music

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Rocket.

Hey, how was space? Fine. Jeez. The adolescent astronaut.

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.

Christmas TV...

Small child in plane made from cardboard boxes

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

"We've discovered a habitable planet teeming with strange and wonderous lifeforms! Quick – clear an area for a mining operation and power station!"

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

'Don't tell me you've got another moon rock in your shoe!'