Deep Diver Into Existence Mugs

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'The Questioner'

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"Touché"

Titanic: How's my steering.

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

'Silent type, eh?'

'See that ant, Norm - He is in a world of his own, completely unaware that he is being watched.'

"He's chasing the White Whale, as usual."

Two divers sword fighting under water with swordfish

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

Diver with metal detector thinks he has located treasure but he has located atomic waste.

Question Mark

"What should we do today? Swim against the tide or go with the flow?"

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

A patient, a doctor and a deep sea diver

Angst - Zeitgeist.

'I've been under a lot of pressure.' (Diver on therapist's couch).

'Something tells me we're close!'

Pearl Fishers

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

Scientists find a giant plug in the ocean - 'I don't know what it means either, but for Pete's sake don't touch it!'

'My advice? Dump him! There are plenty more fish in the sea...'

"How many times have I told you not to bring your work home?"

'Oceanographers go home'

'How was your holiday? Go anywhere interesting?'

'Judging by all the barnacles on you, I think you may have spent a little too much time down there.'