Deductive Genius Gifts

"Ah Watson, reducing your taxes was simplicity itself. They were but elementary deductions."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

"Draw your own path."

IRS agent to professor scrutinizing tax return under microscope: 'Still looking for that tax loophole, professor?'

'He was working on a theory of entropy, and developed a severe case of it himself.'

Castaway harnessing electricity.

"Good heavens, Holmes! How did you deduce that I had recently lost my reading glasses?"

"I've mutated."

What's a twelve-letter phrase for "modify anger"? "Temper temper"!

Carl shrewdly dupes his co-workers into believing that he is totally committed to the new mandatory overtime policy,

'Sir, what's this big once in a lifetime nonnegotiable deduction?'

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

When Euclid and Galileo get together they talk about parallel universes.

"I'm sorry, Mr. Holmes, but we just can't allow all these deductions."

"If this doesn't work I'll turn on the heat."

"I mean, I like him, but there's no kicky portmanteau there."

"How do you respond to critics who say you only play the backcourt?"

'Things couldn't be better.'

"He's our ideas man - I can never tell if he's working or not."

'While you were sleeping, I built it out of an abandoned sailboat that was floating by. Who's 'Mr. Stupid Idiot' now?'

IRS, 'Here's your refund, sir, minus postage and handling.'

"He lacks speaking skills. He only speaks give languages."

'Euclid's Cat'

Help! Original inventor of multi-tasking.

"Bigger isn't always better. Unless we're talking deductions."

'I was off medication when I claimed those tax deductions.'

'Darling, that memory course I've been doing, can you remember its web address.'

"Mister Watson, come here -- I need to know why we're not on a first-name basis."

Accountant - Out For A Deductable Lunch

Gerald is convinced that not paying any taxes is the best revenge

The Finalists of Giza's Capstone Contest.