Deductive Genius Pillows

"Ah Watson, reducing your taxes was simplicity itself. They were but elementary deductions."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

"Draw your own path."

'He was working on a theory of entropy, and developed a severe case of it himself.'

IRS agent to professor scrutinizing tax return under microscope: 'Still looking for that tax loophole, professor?'

Castaway harnessing electricity.

"Good heavens, Holmes! How did you deduce that I had recently lost my reading glasses?"

"I've mutated."

'Sir, what's this big once in a lifetime nonnegotiable deduction?'

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

"I'm sorry, Mr. Holmes, but we just can't allow all these deductions."

"If this doesn't work I'll turn on the heat."

"How do you respond to critics who say you only play the backcourt?"

"I mean, I like him, but there's no kicky portmanteau there."

'Things couldn't be better.'

"He's our ideas man - I can never tell if he's working or not."

'Euclid's Cat'

IRS, 'Here's your refund, sir, minus postage and handling.'

'While you were sleeping, I built it out of an abandoned sailboat that was floating by. Who's 'Mr. Stupid Idiot' now?'

"He lacks speaking skills. He only speaks give languages."

Help! Original inventor of multi-tasking.

"Bigger isn't always better. Unless we're talking deductions."

'I was off medication when I claimed those tax deductions.'

"Mister Watson, come here -- I need to know why we're not on a first-name basis."

'Darling, that memory course I've been doing, can you remember its web address.'

Accountant - Out For A Deductable Lunch

Corbin The Esitmator

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The Finalists of Giza's Capstone Contest.