Deductive Dreamer Gifts

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

'OOO, I've thought of a new one! Two squiggles and a backwards G!'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

We need to put more money into Lithuanian sardine futures...I think that warrants bonuses all around!

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

Zorro as a child.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Fight for Your Democratic Right to Be Ignored

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

Sleeping Beauty.

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

Angel Music

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'