Dedicated Viewer Pillows

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

"The World Cup starts in two days! I'm camping out for a good spot."

"I'm worried about him, he's been binge hate-watching for three straight days, now!"

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

I am your BIGGEST fan!

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"God, I love this show!"

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

Unable to get going each day without her dose of Katie Couric, Lois shifted her schedule to be in sync with the star's new evening news job.

Watching telly

The game comes first...

'Delusions are a common symptom of World Cup fever.'

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

TV and man

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the Antiques Roadshow

'Everything these days is influenced by television.'

Bookstore.

"She died doing what she loved."

'Well at least we got him off the sofa.'

The Sports Fanatic

'Surely you could have missed one episode of Eastenders !!'

'You can't deduct your TV as a medical expense, even if it does induce drowsiness, improve sleep patterns, and act as a mild sedative.'

Religious man watching religious TV

Who should have been nominated to baseball's hall of fame 2013...

Knock loudly. I'm binge-watching Netflix.

"They went together, doctor!"

'...To have and to hold, in sickness and in health, in rain and in snow, in hail and in gloom of night....'

"How many times are young going to playback that last episode of 'Friends'?"

'Why should I go out in the real world when I have so much reality TV?'