Dedicated Taxpayer Gifts

"Oh that - that's blood I got out of a turnip."

Burning the midnight oil.

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

'What's my secret? I never left work last night.'

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

"People whinge about the irrelevance and duplication of paperwork, but if the forms aren't filled out how are we supposed to know how many forms have been completed?"

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

'He has a weak character. Notice how easily he lets his work distract him?'

Still Here

'While we appreciate company loyalty, Larson, you should really be in the hospital.'

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."

'As much time and effort as he puts into this job, you'd think there was some money in it.'

"You go the extra mile for us, but in the wrong direction."

'Herbie dear, why can't you ever forget the office?!'

'Most loyal employee in my department.'

"I was in the office an hour early this morning."

'-and for fifty years undying loyalty to the company...'

'Your propensity for hard work is having a negative effect on the other employees, Simpkins!'

"Oh, no, silly man - there's no such place as Hades...there is, however, a place where you spend the rest of eternity listening to politics."

"I'm an assistance dog."

Desk sale

"Joey, Joey, Joey! It's like he's taken over this whole store! Well, I'm sick of it! This place is not about being lazy! It's about good products for good prices! It's about customer service! But does anyone car? Does anyone notice? When does hard work pa

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."

"You're all work and no play. You're my kind of employee!"

Bob worked hard to avoid the spotlight.

Frame 6 reads: What brings you in on a Saturday?

"It won't hurt a bit. Dr. Taxmore is doing a routine walletectomy."

Company boss sits at desk near wall sign: Not Here To Make Friends.

Family size, economy size, giant size

"Dave's a real workaholic. His idea of a holiday is to shift to another office for four weeks!"

I admire his PASSION, I REALLY do but 4am Powerpoint presentations on improving customer satisfaction ratios can be a LITTLE wearing!

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