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"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Non-Drip Paint

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

Board Game Hunter

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

Posh Easter Egg

"It wasn't a farming accident. She just bit my head off again."

This is the first time I've been on the top management floor.

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."

Doulton Canada Geese

King Madras

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

Robotic Flower Arranging

"We need to talk."

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

Man who has called of his engagement because his fiancée did not match his furniture.

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

'They had a sale on electric green.'

'No, I wouldn't like a free quote for central heating! Where did you get this number?'

'Sorry Gav, it takes more than a wet shirt to look like Mr Darcy.'

'The old one fell apart.'

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

'We couldn't agree on the wallpaper.'

'Edwin, I hop you'll come home in a good mood. The decorators hung the new wallpaper today.'

"I've been researching a little furniture company that I'd like to rearrange."

Antique silver

Mistress Talking to Maid