Decline Artist Gifts

"More ruddy training. . . As if I haven't got enough to do!"

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

Frontispiece and Titlepage for Beardsley's Erotic Novel 'Venus and Tannhauser'- Not Used in this Form

La Dame aux Camelias

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

"That's not a math lesson. That's just some notes to myself."

Messalina Returning from the Bath - Probably Intended to Illustrate 6th Satire of Juvenal

Messalina- Probably Intended to Illustrate 6th Satire of Juvenal

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

'Print is Dead.'

'This next song is about a close call and a near success. It's called The Grant that Got Away.'

Welcome to the countryside...

A group of businessmen read a profit chart that reads "Lousy"

Computer From Hell

'Wow, I used to be a Master of the Universe too!'

"Just going to do a spot of D.I.Y. dear!"

"Could you handle this...I'm all decisioned-out for today."

"I've got an idea for my comeback."

One more question, Lance

Social Networking Sites for the Unemployed

11 Ways To Avoid Chapter 11.

"Is there a reason you haven't done any work?"

'Better to have loved chocolate and lost a diet than to have not loved chocolate at all...'

My parents want me to move out and spin my own cocoon, but I'm waiting until I decide what kind of wings I want to grow.

'You're howling off key again!'

"Will you do me the honour of becoming my excuse for the frustrations and failures of all my creative endeavours?"

"I've been eating so much candy, I got on the scale and it told me to get off."

Debating Society. This is not like sports. "Comeback performer of the year" means something different here.

World Economy: Rotten.

"I see the art budget's been cut again."

"I wonder if I could get a job doing this?"