Decline Artist T-Shirts

"More ruddy training. . . As if I haven't got enough to do!"

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

Frontispiece and Titlepage for Beardsley's Erotic Novel 'Venus and Tannhauser'- Not Used in this Form

La Dame aux Camelias

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

"That's not a math lesson. That's just some notes to myself."

'Print is Dead.'

Messalina Returning from the Bath - Probably Intended to Illustrate 6th Satire of Juvenal

Messalina- Probably Intended to Illustrate 6th Satire of Juvenal

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

'This next song is about a close call and a near success. It's called The Grant that Got Away.'

Welcome to the countryside...

A group of businessmen read a profit chart that reads "Lousy"

"Could you handle this...I'm all decisioned-out for today."

"Just going to do a spot of D.I.Y. dear!"

"I've got an idea for my comeback."

Computer From Hell

'Wow, I used to be a Master of the Universe too!'

11 Ways To Avoid Chapter 11.

"Is there a reason you haven't done any work?"

'Better to have loved chocolate and lost a diet than to have not loved chocolate at all...'

'You're howling off key again!'

World Economy: Rotten.

"I've been eating so much candy, I got on the scale and it told me to get off."

"I see the art budget's been cut again."