Software Decliner Gifts

One more question, Lance

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

'At last we have found 'The Land of the Obsolete Hardware','

"My owner used me irresponsibly and now I have a virus."

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

Stainglass Windows '33

'Print is Dead.'

Home Business - Accounting Software.

"Oh great Oz, are you saying we don't need a mainframe?"

A group of businessmen read a profit chart that reads "Lousy"

Realistic terms of agreement options. . .

STRIP Hambone: Techinical support in layman's terms #2

"I'll come down only for a software problem. I don't make mouse calls."

"He's so used to his phone calculating his tip, he forgot how to do it himself. His phone died, so he's been sitting there for over an hour trying to figure it out."

Software - Buyer Sophistication Increasing

The smartphone app learning curve

“Something’s wrong with my android.”

"If it makes you feel better...I usually don't understand what I'm doing either."

'Want to bet they're more VHS tapes when we've got a Beta System?'

'My computer is very slow to start up today. Do you think it's because my old operating system is no longer supported by the manufacturer?'

Lesser-Known Features of the Apollo 13 Command Module

"...My name's Claire and I use Windows 2000."

"More ruddy training. . . As if I haven't got enough to do!"

"It says they're upgrading their software to something worse."

'Why did I buy this tax preparation software in the first place?'

World Economy: Rotten.

Just kidding, we don't really reject you for not reading all those terms of service agreements.

'Herbert only programs for his own amusement.'