Obsolete Technology Lover Gifts

'Want to bet they're more VHS tapes when we've got a Beta System?'

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

The original paperless office

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

Before the development of the microchip, attempts to build a laptop computer were largely unsuccessful.

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.

Technological advances within the office.

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

At last, Clarence thought, the long-awaited return to the old economy had begun.

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

'You'd better have a little talk with it - it wants to know where it came from.'

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Old-fashioned computer

He still refuses to upgrade.

"Hold my video conferencing calls, Gina."

'At last we have found 'The Land of the Obsolete Hardware','

"One day, son, all this will rule your life too."

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

"Frank, I need your help. The computers are down, but I was told you know how to multiply two numbers together."

'Mr. Dobson, you don't have to dictate into the intercom, I'm sitting in the room with you.'

"Don't worry Mac, I'll have that happy face back in no time."

"Oh, come on, you know we should have switched to touch-tone years ago."