Decibel Devotees Gifts

'Rolling Stones in Concert' and in huge letters, 'Sound Engineering by Mark S. Warp.' 'Sound Engineer Dreams.'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

The Nihilist Deli.

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

And the die is cast!

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

National Opera: Wriggletto

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'After a hectic day of trading, some of our traders need to decompress.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

'Maybe next concert we should ease up on the volume.'

Soft Speaker, Loud Speaker, Deafening Speaker

Ed's Bar & Grill: Schadenfreude Hour 5-7

Don't forget to switch off your cellphones.

Love in The Heights

"Here's ten dollars off the books, Mrs. Gregory. It's our way of reestablishing customer confidence."

'I love my Oboe.'

"It ain't over until NPR says it's over!"

"We've already projected a winner."

Indie Kid.

"They're for water hazard holes."

A Hunter's Decoy

"She's a rescue."

"Don't be impressed - he made it himself out of styrofoam."

Bulldozer reshapes hill that produces echoes.

With an itchy trigger finger, shoot first then scratch.

Sketches by Boz - The Winglebury Duel - Mr Trott Detained

"How's the short biographical statement coming?"

Sign number 42 that you're playing your music too loud: Your eyes bulge more than 10 cm out of your eye sockets.

'Next time I'll bring the decoy!'

'That was 'Yesterday in Parliament' . . .'