Decibel Daredevil Gifts

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

Sign number 42 that you're playing your music too loud: Your eyes bulge more than 10 cm out of your eye sockets.

Rock Climber

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'I got an F today - for improper interfacing with my computer.'

YOLO vs YODO

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Pyramid Handicap Parking

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Dairy Devil

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

Double Bass Jumpers.

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

Information Tightrope.

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

'I tried it at home...'

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

'I've told you boys to quit jumping on your father's bed.'