Decibel Defender Gifts

Don't forget to switch off your cellphones.

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

The Cost of Censoring Free Speech.

A lock labeled 'freedom' covers a man's mouth.

Privacy - Surveillance

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

"Hi, I'm the new IT-security-expert! Where is your server room? I want to see if I can overcome your firewall!"

I'd rather be phishing.

Cyberwarfare

'These computer viruses are getting more and more powerful.'

"The tricky bit is finding some UK infrastructure that's working to switch it off."

"With all the cybercrimes corporate had to bring in a new guy, Supergeek."

Spam.

'Well, I told you not to open that attachment!'

"Don't invade his space."

Computer virus

'Crusher' Collins: Data custodian by day, data bouncer by night.

Your computer is not fully protected...

'Halt! User name and password.'

"They sent their geeks! Drop your swords and grab your computers! It's a cyber attack!"

'You visited those sites we warned were high risk for viruses, didn't you, Jack?!'

"The jocks bullied me in gym class, so I erased all the data on their computers. They should know never to mess with a computer geek."