Decibel Defender Gifts

Don't forget to switch off your cellphones.

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

A lock labeled 'freedom' covers a man's mouth.

The Cost of Censoring Free Speech.

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

Privacy - Surveillance

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

Things that go beep in the night.

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

'These computer viruses are getting more and more powerful.'

Spam.

I'd rather be phishing.

"Hi, I'm the new IT-security-expert! Where is your server room? I want to see if I can overcome your firewall!"

"With all the cybercrimes corporate had to bring in a new guy, Supergeek."

"The tricky bit is finding some UK infrastructure that's working to switch it off."

Cyberwarfare

'Well, I told you not to open that attachment!'

"Don't invade his space."

Computer virus

'Crusher' Collins: Data custodian by day, data bouncer by night.

'Halt! User name and password.'

Your computer is not fully protected...

"The jocks bullied me in gym class, so I erased all the data on their computers. They should know never to mess with a computer geek."

I just realized how vulnerable I am to people who could hack my phone, my self-driving car, my tv, my garage door opener … So I bought a device called "Trojan Horse: that's supposed to protect me from all that. It connects to my wifi router. It monitors all my web traffic, all my connected devices, and ... well, I'm not exactly sure what it does, but it's supposed to keep the hackers out somehow. What did you say the device is called again? Now I don't worry about anyone hacking my toaster.

"Is Wikileaks' release of hacked government information protected by freedom of speech?"

'You visited those sites we warned were high risk for viruses, didn't you, Jack?!'