Decibel Devil Gifts

'Maybe next concert we should ease up on the volume.'

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

'I'm here due to an identity theft.'

"It sounds good so far, are there any strings attached?"

Timpani for the devil

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

Soft Speaker, Loud Speaker, Deafening Speaker

'I take it that when you went on your 'spot reduction' diet, this wasn't what you had in mind?'

"Isn't it amazing! My horoscope said I was going to meet a tall dark stranger..."

'I'm sorry to say that one among you is not pulling his weight... I don't think it's necessary to name names.'

Don't forget to switch off your cellphones.

American Dream/Woke

'It's clearly the work of the devil. Nevertheless, I see no reason why we can't all share some of the credit.'

Devil Flushes on Angels

'Lucifer casts out into Hell'

The damage from wearing headphones.

'Pauls souns system was so loud that he had to wear earplugs'

Angel & devil in raft fantasizing about food.

Bulldozer reshapes hill that produces echoes.

'Nice 666 pack.'

"Surely they won't mind if we join them?"

'He stole someone's identity.'

"It's true...I am in fact an agent of the prince of darkness but my duties are largely ceremonial."

Hang glider.

"The Environment Agency have sent a solution to your noise pollution problem, Mr Dopolus."

"Wow! That's incredible! I mean...how did you know I used to be a white guy?"

Demon with his tail caught in the holy book of an unaware monk

'Internet troll, right?'

Sign number 42 that you're playing your music too loud: Your eyes bulge more than 10 cm out of your eye sockets.

"I don't care how crowded it is, you can't stay here unless you've done something really bad."

Man having thinning hair blasted by cafe speaker.

"What a beautiful day! - I think I'll go outside and needlessly rev my motorbike all afternoon. . ."