Debt Czar Gifts

"If we were a business - rather than a government - we'd be bankrupt!"

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

U of Debt

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

Student Debt

'We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate.'

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

"With the rises in fuel, food and mortgage I'm going to have to put in some overtime."

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

'Considering my student debt, I felt it prudent to specialize in bankruptcy law,'

Student Debt

In the red

What do you mean, you've done more for me than my mother did? We've carried you for 10 months!

The sixth college sense. 'I see debt people.'

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'Is it okay to put my credit card payment on my credit card?'

'I may be 40 years old, but I have the student debt of a 20 year old.'

'Maybe framed copies of your mortgage, auto loan, and tuition loans are too much of a motivator. Maybe you need a financial planner.'

"I'm here to pay off the last loan installment!"

'He's been driven mad by reading about all these huge litigation cases...'

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"I graduated magna cum student loan, so I'll need a big starting salary."

'Right now I'd say our biggest asset is our credit card debt.'

'I've pinpointed our problem. There's too much month left at the end of my salary!'

'You have to work two and a half years to cover your annual living expenses.'

"Although we appreciate your offer of a 'magic money tree' you still have to repay your mortgage."

'50 of the population spends more than they earn. That's where we come in.'

'I seem to have reached the limit of my unlimited internet plan.'

'Do you have poor credit? . . . Visit paydayloanshark.com for instant cash!'

Financial Advisor. What I have is a conflict of interest - the interest on my mortgage, my car loan, my credit cards.