Cash Czar Gifts

Sacred Cow Meets Cash Cow.

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"Actually, I worked my way up from ideas and you can too!"

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

"If we were a business - rather than a government - we'd be bankrupt!"

Ask Mr. Buck: Financial Advisor. "Dear Mr. Buck, Why do so many people have trouble with their finances?" Money talks, but it does not give directions.

'He's been driven mad by reading about all these huge litigation cases...'

'Nope...1443 bloggers have already panned it.'

'I seem to have reached the limit of my unlimited internet plan.'

"I started purging stuff in the junk drawer and got carried away."

"The wealth inequality is a good lesson, since a bullish portfolio will make you rich, not happy."

'We'll only have a five minute window, everything has to be timed to the last second.'

"Making money's eve more of a kick when no one else is."

Man Being Chased By Coins.

'Paper Trail'

"Somehow, we started out with a plan for debt-free money and ended up with money-free debt."

Climate Change Umbrellas

"It is against computer viruses!"

'Gimme the remote. I think you got it on slo-mo.'

We don't flatter this guy because he's a rich client. We flatter him because he owes us 37 million bucks!

'My son is fit and healthy so make sure he does his PE lesson today. . . Always proof read a 3rd party supplier contract. Love Mum.'

Financial Advisor. Well, well --- Your cash flow certainly is a little squirt.

"In my legal opinion, Mr. Humpty, you should avoid treating your cracks till after we sue the owner of the wall."

Back To School: Turn of cell phones, tablets. . .

'Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?'

'Never mind that stuff -- I'm going to tell you the financial facts of life!'

He dropped twenty quid! You helping him look for it? Nah. I'm standing on it.

'Hey! This is the nonsmoking cage.'