Debt Czar Pillows

"If we were a business - rather than a government - we'd be bankrupt!"

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

U of Debt

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

Student Debt

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

'We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate.'

"With the rises in fuel, food and mortgage I'm going to have to put in some overtime."

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

'Considering my student debt, I felt it prudent to specialize in bankruptcy law,'

In the red

Student Debt

What do you mean, you've done more for me than my mother did? We've carried you for 10 months!

The sixth college sense. 'I see debt people.'

business illustration

'Maybe framed copies of your mortgage, auto loan, and tuition loans are too much of a motivator. Maybe you need a financial planner.'

'Is it okay to put my credit card payment on my credit card?'

'I may be 40 years old, but I have the student debt of a 20 year old.'

Buy now... pay later

"I graduated magna cum student loan, so I'll need a big starting salary."

'He's been driven mad by reading about all these huge litigation cases...'

"I'm here to pay off the last loan installment!"

'Right now I'd say our biggest asset is our credit card debt.'

'I've pinpointed our problem. There's too much month left at the end of my salary!'

'You have to work two and a half years to cover your annual living expenses.'

"Although we appreciate your offer of a 'magic money tree' you still have to repay your mortgage."

'50 of the population spends more than they earn. That's where we come in.'

'I'm sorry, NEXT!'

'I seem to have reached the limit of my unlimited internet plan.'

Woman at mail boxes which are marked: Local Mail Out - Of Town Mail - Deficit Ideas.