Debt-burdened Buddies Gifts

"These are the people I hate dealing with...buried in debt unsure about their futures, no hopes or prospects."

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

Fries and kids

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

'It may seem we're sinking deeper into debt, but really we're just experiencing a quarter of negative growth.'

Working Vacation.

Frigid Cold

"Since both of us believe in reincarnation, what if I pay you all the money I owe you in the next life?"

Finance Co., Refinance Co.

It doesn't matter if our house is made out of bricks, we've got a sub-prime mortgage!

'I'm push come to shove. . .'

TELLER, 'Thirty-seven dollars? -- you call THAT overdrawn?'

"Love you, love us, and I'm comfortable with our debt level."

Cashflow - The milkman is here.

'I bet the Joneses can't afford to be this much in debt!'

"I owe everything I have today to my parents, my wife, and the bank."

"I found my old college classmates and my college uncovered my old tuition loans!"

'Oh he's my loans officer.'

'Did I say billions? I meant jillions.'

Medical Bills.

"Only IOUs this time, but at least we're getting closer to developing a money tree."

"Just think, your student loan may outlive you."

"Our house is on credit, our cars are on credit, our vacations are on credit. Banks are always failing, it's just that ours will never go bancrupt."

'The bank want to be sure that I don't vanish and forget the loan repayment...'

"I'm the ghost of christmas past due."

'You have 17 creditors that won't get paid this month.'

'I hope your company does not have mandatory retirement at 65. I'll have to work until 95 to pay off my student loans.'

'One day, son, none of this will be yours...'

"Congratulations, you got the mortgage—now how about piggy-backing a home equity loan on top of it?"

You've raised my credit limit? Thanks, I guess...I'm forever in your debt!